My 5-week old baby has been up for 7 hours.
For those who don't know, this is not good. This is disconcerting, not to mention noisy, since a great deal of the time that he has been awake and not eating, he has been crying and fussing. Any parent, pediatrician, baby book, homeless man could tell you that a 5 week old should eat, burp and sleep in that order, then wake up and do it all over again, in roughly 3-hour increments. This cycle should be punctuated by the routine wet or stinky diaper and the occasional spit-up, but all should be forgiven when you get the occasional sweet smile, gas induced or not.
No, my baby has decided to stay up between morning feeding #1 & morning feeding #2. This in itself, is not a problem, since I always hope that if he is up more during the day, he may sleep more during the night (unfortunately, this is not a guarantee). The problem lies in the fact that since he is only 5 weeks old, there is very little he can do on his own. I can't just plunk him down in front of a Clifford DVD and do some dishes, since he can't hold up his own head and his sole self-reliant position is on his back (which also tends to induce screaming and crying). He also doesn't seem to like to be "worn" - the screaming was particularly intense this morning when we made two attempts at getting him into the Hot Sling (any mom out there want a never-used Hot Sling??). In the last two days, this baby has decided he doesn't like anything while he is awake. Hence the problem of his being awake for the last 7 hours.
The funny thing (probably to you, not so much to me anymore) is that he is absolutely exhausted. Every time I attempt to lull him to sleep, he eventually nods off, even though you can see him fighting to keep his eyes open. He cannot get comfortable in any position I hold him in; cradled, on my chest, propped up, lying next to him in bed. I can get him to sleep for about an hour before something wakes him - a dirty diaper, a burp, a toot, a prophetic vision in his sleep, who knows?!?!
In the meantime, Mom's going to brine some pork chops and make some strawberries and rhubarb to top some ice cream tonight.